Friday, July 10, 2009

And now the doughboy too

With some famous folks passing, it makes you think seriously about where you will spend eternity... When I made Jesus Lord some years ago that settled the matter for me... how about you?  

I thought this next story was funny, don't be offended... just laugh...

Sad News:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.  The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.  Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.  The grave site was piled high with flours.            Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.  He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little flakey at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children:  John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.  He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20  minutes.


5 comments:

  1. I definitely laughed at that story. I shared with Jeremy and we were both over here cracking up. :P

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  2. That was great Dad! I actually did laugh out loud! LOL

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  3. hilarious story pastor!...i've been pondering this too....i watched the michael jackson memorial and was so impressed and heartened at how much they gave God glory on national television for a change! i kept thinking and praying that someone would stop to wonder where their walk stood and would come to the Lord! blessings..

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  4. Very funny. LOL!
    I agree with Antoinette, my family and friends have all been talking about how awesome that this nationally publicized event had so many moments of people giving honor to the Lord.

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  5. Definitely puts established media into perspective,

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