What is up with the Lions football team? Unbelievably bad. My mother sent me the following notice for those who live in Michigan... I thought laughing together would help ease the pain...LOL... enjoy.
The Michigan State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Detroit.
For the first offense, they give you two Detroit Lions tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
A. The Detroit Lions.
Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Lions and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
OK it's all for fun... serious stuff coming... Peace, Karl